Sunday, June 27, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
A favor
I was hanging at the bar with Mark and we were having a good time. Then when I had a couple drinks he said. " Dude, I need a favor." " What do you need?." I asked. " Well Stella has a sister and....." he started saying. I cut him off " No no no no I am NOT being a baby sitter." " Her sister's like 23 dude. I was gonna ask you to go on a double date with me and Stella. Her names Hillary. She's kind of shy but totaly hot. She goes to your college." he said. " Well idk...." I answered. " Come on dude. Best buddy. Plz?" he tried to do a puppy dog face but it didn't work. I just laughed and said, " ok dude but you gotta stay with me." " Okay man I will. Meet us at 5 for dinner at Salinies." " Okay Ill be there but you owe me." " We'll see ;)"
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
A horrible date
Never going on a date with her again. Probably the worst date ever. I picked Rachel up in my car and went to dinner. We had nothing in common. She just kept going on and on and on about all this stuff. I felt like stuffing a fork in her mouth. I DONT FUCKIN CARE WHAT YOUR MOMS MIDDLE NAME IS!!!! That felt good to get off my chest. I sat there acwardly most of the time. On the way back we got into a minor car accident. There's a huge dent in my car now. I think I'm gonna stay single for a bit.
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