To soda: I was not posting cause no one commented. Not even you. So don't complain. Others have gone without posting longer than me so I suggest you get on their case first. Here is my post:

With everyone outa the house I feel bad. Pints the last one and I relized I guess I always treated kitty and soda like my favorites. He might have been alittle neglected...... (no not cause the brittney thing freaks me out..) Since I got promoted recently, assistant manager, its more work but a few more bucks in my pocket I guess. I paid off some bills and all. I relized I should get pony something..... But then.... I didn't know what to get him! What kinda brother doesn't know his own brother! So I chilaxly went over to ask him what he needed.....
This is how it went down:
" So uhhhh pony..... We have alittle extra money in the bank now and I was thinking of getting you something...."
" Awww coolio! What do I get?"
"uhhhh how bout a brittney pillow?"
"already got one! What do you think I sleep with?" ( I was weirder out by this)
" how bout light up sneakers?"
" nah I'm good I got track shoes."
" what about a cat?"
" I have a cat!"
"you mean the one I just ran ov- nvm"
"wha-"
"nothing." note to self get pony a new cat....
"really darry I don't need anything..."
" how bout I take you somewhere good to eat?"
" I like chocolate cake."
"how bout.... I give you so money so you can get a girlfriend?"
"Darry..... I already have brook.... She was over yesterday remember?"
" you sure? Cause she might mean something else when you say girl friend.... Like a girl that's a friend or sumthing.. Common misunderstand-"
"Darry!"
"Fine ok."
To save myself from more embarrassment and awkwardness I left. Then I relized what to get pony.
So I walked in the next day to find pony what hugging his pillow and watching her music video on MTV.
"pony come outside"
"not right now. Sshhhhhh brittney is on."
"pony she can wait."
"Nooooooo"
"Damn it pony I'm trying to give you a surprise here!"
I just dragged him outside with my muscle in the end. He gaped as he saw the car I got him. It wasnt a new car or anything. I got it cheap from a friend of mine and it ran pretty smoothly. Didn't look to bad and only some minor quirks. He tried sliding across the hood but it was kinda awkward and a fail for the most part. He hugged me and said "Dar I dont get it I'm not the favorite! But thx so much I'll take good care of it!"
"you better or I'll cut your neck. Now stop hugging me your wrinkling my shirt."

-Darry S. Curtis-